Posts Tagged ‘Al Gore’

JAMES J. LEE, deceased

James J. Lee was standing there…oppressing and terrorizing…when his body exploded as a SNIPER ROUND blew out his belly and lungs. YES…this terrorist…this dedicated ECO-FASCIST….desiring to bring about total human destruction….had escalated his ECO-FASCIST demands. He took hostages and instilled terror. How did this man come to this decision to KILL and terrorize in order to save the planet from mankind?

Sometime ago…Al Gore met with James J. Lee and promised he would do all he could to destroy mankind and leave only animals to enjoy GOD’S splendor. James J. Lee became incensed when Al Gore turned to a female for global warming instead of his warm embrace. Angered and filled with jealous rage…he took some back packs….and some other stuff…and decided to hold some hostages in the DISCOVERY CHANNEL BUILDING. YES…AL Gore could have “talked him down”. Yet…Al Gore turned his back on this pathetic soul.

The impact Al Gore had on this man’s psyche was manifest as James J. Lee drooled venom about mankind hurting Mother Nature. He …also…mentioned Ishmael, a telepathic Gorilla, as another mentor… equal in stature… to AL Gore. Ishmael….through telepathic data delivery….was informing HIM about the END of the world….in ways AL Gore could only dreamed of delivering.

SAVE OUR JOBS

At the “red ink” United Nations operation…there was a need to find something…anything…which was incapable of proof but which could be USED to finance a bureaucracy  too large to continue without such a surge in receipts.

They came up with “man-made global warming” theory because it was virtually without any proof one way or the other. They could manufacture whatever data needed to support their “theory”… AND… they could get billions for their effort to STOP global warming and prevent planetary catastrophe. AND most importantly…it would fund their JOBS and the JOBS of their cohorts in LYING.

However…my FREEDOM-FIGHTERS took my directive to heart…and they began to hack the email systems of these LIARS. When asked “WHY” I was directing such investigative effort…I explained  such snooping into that repository might be fruitful.  I recited  my TEAM must check this potential source of revelation… since there might be something in such a collection of personal electronic  dialogue which might elucidate or reveal the LIE.

Of course…my suspicion proved well-founded. My email hacking team was able to flush out the LIARS and the LIES. In one instance, the culprits discussed the potential for revelation and the mutual response from all LIARS involved was, “don’t worry…we’re covered by powerful people in control of all MASS MEDIA.” AND…they were almost correct.  Indeed…in Europe…where stupidity is commonplace and worshiped…their explanations were accepted. However…in America…people were stunned and angered. They smelled the LIE and its PURPOSE….and… Americans …for the most part… smelled SNAKE OIL SALESMAN.